Dear Addled-on - Cortes

    Is it true that it’s unhealthy to stand up while you’re use eating your meals? If so, why?
          Signed In-a-Rush

Dear Beanpole

     Absolutely true. Eating while standing up causes all liquids to fall instantly to the knees.
(hence, water on the knee) extremely unpleasant. All green vegetables just plunge right to
the left foot (bunions) and all carbohydrates to the right (plantar fasciitis)  All desserts and
some pastas get hung up in the elbows ( tendinitis man!) Meat is sucked directly into the brain
which can cause major power surge and you know what happens to appliances all over the
island when our hydro does that! When you ladle out your dinner, choose the appropriate cutlery, settle into a softly upholstered chair at a beautifully appointed table, then your brain has time to
direct cutting, grinding, mashing and sorting. Food is properly salivated, pepsinated, trypsinated
and emulsivated; the correct process of ingest, digest and outgest. Simple. Do your body a
favour...sit down to eat your food..just not on the toilet.
     Signed Addled-on-Cortes