Sunday, 12 May 2019

Allergy Season

Dear-Addled-on-Cortes
     What with all the flowers and pollen flying up my nose lately my sinuses have been
affected in a negative fashion so I mentioned to my friend that I’ve been really plugged
up and he suggested some stuff called suppositories. I got some and shoved them up my
nose regularly like the directions said, but they melted real fast and ran out — some even
ran out my ear and my eyes and a bit from my bad elbow. my sinuses are still blocked to
the max but I hear better and my vision improved. The tendonitus isn’t bothering me either.
My question is this; should I stop using this treatment or get another opinion?
                                         Signed Plugged and Confused

Dear Blockhead
       Keep the suppositories for other times. Drink green tea and stay out of the garden. Any
garden. Find a better brand of buddy. Learn to play bridge, preferably on the computer; stop
stepping on spiders and buy a three foot iguana. You won’t have time to think of your nose
until next month and all the pollen will have gone to Quadra by then.
                                     Signed Addled-on-Cortes